Avatar: I don't like it based on the principle that any movie that makes that much money should have both an above average plot and acting. Otherwise it's not a movie, it's a laser light show.
Facebook: I don't like it based on the principle that people graduate from high school, grow up, and lose track of all those random people they never really liked anyway for a reason.
Jay Leno's Tonight Show: I don't like it based on the principle that he has too big of a chin and is not funny.
The Goonies: I don't like it based on the principle that the movie looks dirty. Don't make me explain.
Country Music: I don't like it based on the principle that I don't listen to music that 1) makes my ears bleed, or 2) makes me physically angry.
NBA Basketball: I don't like it based on the principle that there should be both offense and defense simultaneously occurring in every basketball game.
Mike Piazza: I don't like him based on the principle of get a damn hair cut.
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Were you baiting me with the goonies comment?
What about cartoons?
Ok, I agree with a few (Mike Piazza!!!) and disagree with a few (You don't like The Goonies? You're a child of the 80's--you HAVE to like that movie).
Oh and Goonies never say die. :P
"...laser light show" Hilarious!
I had cartoons on the list but then I realized that there isn't really a principle behind that one at all.
Avatar SUCKED. Specifically for the acting and the LAME storyline. But, um, Laef loved it so....
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