Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Late Pass Wednesday

In the true spirit of Late Pass Wednesday, here are the pictures from my bachelorette "party." It was a ton of fun & I finally found the film and took the initiative to get them developed!



How cute is Gal!? Hey, are you shooting this look at the rafting instructor?


Look how excited we were! Remember how nervous that guide made us, talking about the rules and what to do if you fall out? It was not even that bad!


Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Office Tuesday


The #1 lesson learned from this week's office is simly that Roy is a psychopath. This whole situation could quickly turn into some "if I can't have you, no one can" stuff, straight off of the lifetime channel. The good thing is that looks like Pam and Roy may be done for good. The bad thing? Jim may have a beat down coming his way....

Next week is a repeat:

BRANCH CLOSING8:30/7:30c TV14 03.01.2007
NEWS OF THE SCRANTON BRANCH SHUTDOWN LEADS DUNDER MIFFLIN'S STAFF TO DREAM OF WHAT THEIR LIVES MIGHT BE LIKE AWAY FROM THE OFFICE - When Jan tells Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) that the Scranton Branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath. Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Melora Hardin, David Denman, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, Oscar Nuñez, Phyllis Smith, Paul Lieberstein and Mindy Kaling also star, and Ed Helms ("The Daily Show"), Rashida Jones ("Wanted") and Charles Esten ("Whose Line Is It Anyway?") guest star.


Monday, February 26, 2007

Beginning of a New Era

ATTENTION: "We Know You're Out There Monday" has been officially cancelled due to poor reader response rates.

I just got back from the most helacious road trip in Big Sky Conference history. Northern Colorado paired with Northern Arizona. It's a long trip with a lot of driving! But it was the last official road trip of the season, so that's a plus. My team clinched a spot in the conference tournament, so for a team that only won 3 games all season last year, we have made big improvments.

In other news I watched the Academy Awards last night, entertaining as always, but this year I watched it with DVR so I fast forwarded through the boring stuff that I don't care about, so that was great. I have started watching American Idol that way also. Can't beat it. Speaking of American Idol, I know there have to be some loyal blog readers who have been watching. Zeb really likes Lequisha Jones (I don't know if thats how you spell it? I'm just guessing from the way Zeb shouts her name around the house cheering for her...) Who do you all like? I haven't made up my mind yet, basically anybody who DOESN'T butcher a Stevie Wonder song has my vote....not that I actually vote. I'm more of a passive spectator.

Lastly, I did catch The Office this week and I'll get to posting about that sometime soon. Looks like a repeat this week, so no rush. boo.

Hope everyone is having a good start to the week!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Late Pass Wednesday: Oh snap it's thursday edition

In case you haven't heard the MLB is changing the fabric that they use to make their hats from 100% wool to 100% polyester. They're claiming that it's gonna help with player performance but unless the sweat band has some of Barry's cream/clear or some of Moises Alou's piss in it I can't fathom how it's gonna help. Do you think it would help my mustache look more Tom Selleck like?? Ill have to test it when they come out in March.

MLB.com link

SI.com link

Oh and anyone up for some Yahoo Fantasy Baseball?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

As The Yankees Turn

These guys have more Drama than Days of Our Lives, and the team hasn't even finished reporting to spring training yet!


First, Daryl Strawberry put down the crack pipe for long enough to declare that Jeter needs to "embrace" Alex in order for the Yankees to fix their "bad chemistry" and get back to winning.

"They've got to come together," Strawberry said Tuesday. "It's time for them to mend their relationship and get back to, like, OK, let's have some fun. We're here in New York together. We're on the greatest team that we possibly could play on. Let's try to win instead of going separate ways. Because I remember them when they were young and they went to dinner together and they did everything together."

His remarks about the Yankees' chemistry were sparked by questions regarding the return of Andy Pettitte, who played with Strawberry on three of the Yankees' World Series championship teams. Pettitte was in New York for a physical Tuesday, and his contract could be finalized Wednesday.

"Hopefully, it will rub off on the team, guys will get more supportive of each other," Strawberry said. "I think the Yankees' problem is that they just don't support each other enough. I mean, back when I played in those years we were winning, we all supported each other, we all cared for each other. I think they need to get back to that, because the talent is there, but everybody seems like they're going their separate ways."

"He's a sensitive guy," Strawberry said. "He's only played in Seattle and Texas. It's not New York. It's a big difference. You don't get booed in Texas. You don't get booed in Seattle when you play there."

Then, to make matters worse, when A-Rod reported to spring training he just had to open his big mouth!

"Let's be honest," Rodriguez said on Monday. "Derek and I were best of friends about 10 or 12 years ago, OK? Best of friends. We're still good friends. We get along well; we cheer hard for each other, he cheers for me. We both more importantly want to win a world championship. Do we go to dinner every night like we used to? No. But we're good friends, we have a lot of respect for each other, and we want to win."

This all started way back in the day when A-Rod originally opened his big mouth to talk crap about Jeter in a magazine interview. A-Rod dissed Jeter in a 2001 Esquire article, saying

"Jeter's been blessed with great talent around him" and "he's never had to lead. You go into New York, you wanna stop Bernie [Williams] and [Paul] O'Neill," A-Rod was quoted as saying. "You never say, 'Don't let Derek beat you.' He's never your concern."


Until now, A-Rod had denied their relationship had changed. Rodriguez said it was "important" that people heard the truth directly from him.


"Let's make a contract," Rodriguez said after the first Jeter question. "You don't ask me about Derek anymore, and I promise I'll stop lying to all you guys."

This guy is a serious BOZO!

Today Jeter was forced to make a comment about the whole lame issue, but like the professional that he is he really didn't want to get involved with all the drama.

"I don't have a rift with Alex, We go out there. We work together. This is our fourth year to be playing together. It's annoying to hear about it all the time. Everyone assumes they know what our relationship is. Everyone assumes -- they see us on the field, if one person gives another one a look, it's a story. If we're at opposite ends of the bench, people say it's a story."


"How would I characterize it? I would characterize it as it doesn't make a difference," he said. "What we do away from the field, how much time we spend together, really makes no difference when we're playing."

Thats right Jeter! Tell them how it is. And to make matters worse, Bernie still hasn't reported to spring training. Maybe he's just trying to pull at Roger Clemens, but someone tell him that you have to have someone who actually wants to put you on a big league roster before you can try to pull that kind of leverage.

Here's a little chart that might help you all understand A-Rod's situation

Monday, February 19, 2007

We Know You're Out There Monday

Hey, how about that show "Beauty & The Geek"?

Friday, February 16, 2007

"The Office" Friday

"One crisis at a time!" Well, in my opinion, this whole pam/roy thing is a crisis! Even worse than Jim becoming a vampire. Great episode. I especially enjoyed Michael telling off the business class. Ryan should have known better! But then Michael totally redeemed himself at Pam's art show! How cute!

Next week looks like another doozey!

COCKTAILS8:30/7:30c TV14 02.22.2007
MAKING IT OFFICIAL - Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) and Jan (Melora Hardin) go public with their relationship during a party at their CFO's home. At the party, Jim (John Krasinski) meets Karen's (Rashida Jones) ex. Meanwhile, the rest of the office decides to go to happy hour for drinks. Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak, David Denman, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, Oscar Nunez, Paul Lieberstein and Mindy Kaling also star.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Baseball, always my valentine

I found this on ESPN.com - Page 2. I know I already made a valentine's day post, but I couldn't resist!




Because this is Feb. 14, I present a valentine to my first, deepest and most lasting love …

Baseball, you had me at "Play ball.''

I loved you from that first day my father played catch with me and I held you in my hand for the initial time -- and vice-versa.

Perhaps I rushed into things, for we went to bed at an early age when I would sneak a radio under the blankets to listen through the static to distant Giants broadcasts. I was probably too young and too immature for I did not understand then that you would break my heart. Repeatedly. You allowed me to follow the Giants that entire season, copying boxscores into my notebook, clipping newspaper photos (I still have the picture of Willie Mays homering for the fourth time in as many games to begin the season), collecting their baseball cards. I said their names so often that I still can repeat them as if they are members of my own family: Bonds, Fuentes, Mays, McCovey, Henderson, Dietz, Speier, Gallagher, Marichal … You let my spirits rise and fall and rise again as the Giants battled the Dodgers during the pennant drive, allowing me to feel pure joy when they clinched the division.

And then you abruptly crushed my hopes in a five-game series against Pittsburgh in October. You didn't even let the series go five games! It was my first painful lesson that you are a frustrating lover, a tease. One night you allow me to go all the way and score. The next you leave me stranded at second base. And some nights you won't let me even get to first base.

Did I forgive you then? Of course I did. I always do. I forgive you everything. The 1981 strike. The canceled 1994 World Series. The Expos' move. Luxury suites and corporate naming rights and rising ticket prices. I forgive you for bullpen carts and orange polyester uniforms and the Moose. I forgive you for the Bartman game and Grady Little and the Yankees. I even forgive you for heartlessly snatching the 2002 World Series away when the Giants held a five-run lead with eight outs remaining.

Why? Why do I put up with the pain? Why do I put up with a game where the very best I can hope for is failure seven out of every 10 at-bats (at least since Tony Gwynn retired)?

That's easy. I do so because I love you wholly and unconditionally.

I love you for the anticipation I feel opening a new waxpack of baseball cards (even though I know I will get another Ryan Franklin instead of an Albert Pujols). I love you for the paperback copy of "Ball Four'' worn and tattered from annual readings. I love you for the home run Roy Hobbs hits into the light towers, the Durham Bulls discussing candlesticks and rooster sacrifice on the mound and the Black Sox walking out of the cornfield. I love you for "Who's on First?'' and Charlie Brown and the chorus of "Centerfield.''

I love you for Babe Ruth calling his shot (or not) and Lou Gehrig saying he was the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. I love you for Bobby Thomson leaping onto home plate with both feet after a 300-foot home run and Willie Mays catching a 450-foot fly ball with his back to the field. Carl Yastrzemski holding his bat high and Rod Carew holding the handle as if playing the flute. Bob Gibson scowling at a batter and Kirby Puckett smiling brightly enough to light up a state. Carlton Fisk waving his home run fair and Jack Morris stomping to the mound for the 10th inning of Game 7. Cal Ripken Jr. running a victory lap at Camden Yards and Mark McGwire hugging the Maris kids. Omar Vizquel backhanding a ball in the hole and Big Papi walking up to the plate.

I love you for the Pine Tar Game and Oscar Gamble's hair and the Tigers' old English D. For Ernie Harwell and Vin Scully and Jon Miller. The Game of the Week and "Baseball Tonight.'' The 1969 Mets and the 1995 Mariners and the 1976 Bad News Bears.

I love you for doubleheaders and extra innings and bat day. I love you for spring training and the Boys of Summer and the Autumn Classic. I love you for peanuts and crackerjack. I love you for long drives with the game on the car radio. I love you for the Green Monster and Wrigley and Cooperstown.

I love you for boxscores.

I would give you diamonds but you already have those. I would give you chocolates but the concession stands only sell red vines and ice cream sundaes in mini-helmets. I would give you intimate apparel but I don't know your cap size. So all I can offer you is my love and devotion. I love you baseball, because for all the suffering, you fill my life with endless joy and stubborn, continual hope.

After all, the Giants did sign Barry Zito this winter.

I Just Called to Say I Love You

Late Pass Wednesday: Valentines Edition


Happy Valentine's Day to everyone. If there was one cartoon I really liked as a kid, and could still probably get down with as an adult, its probably the Walt Disney Valentine's Special. We had a tape of this that someone had recorded off of the TV for us, and it was the bomb. It had a bunch of short pieces put to music like Stevie Wonder & Whitney Houston. I also vividly remember one about Pluto and his girlfriend set to "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Am I the only person who has ever seen this?

Also, this morning while I was getting ready for work, the movie "High Fidelity" was on VH1. Now that is a great movie for Valentine's Day because John Cusack is SO extremely bitter in it. Jack Black is in it, and his typical hilarious self. Bruce Springsteen also makes a cameo. Classic. I highly recommend it.

Well! Have a good one! Post up today with ONLY Valentines Day related Late Pass info. Love you guys! <3

Monday, February 12, 2007

We Know You're Out There Monday

This weekend was Zeb's first real time spent as part of the MSU WBB Team Entourage. Here's a pic of him on the bus to Missoula. I think he enjoyed himself, although he might try to tell you otherwise. Zeb's most classic quote from the trip? "I've never seen so many grey sweatpants in my life!"

So anyway! It's "We Know You're Out There Monday" So here's my best shot at getting Zeb to reply, make sure you all take a stab at it too!

What is your favorite scene in the movie Top Gun? Mine is the beach volleyball scene!

Friday, February 09, 2007

"The Office" Friday



Wow! I am finally back on some sort of schedule here on the blog. Last nights office was a pretty good episode, but also infuriating. I am so mad at Pam! Jim was complimenting her, it was all going great, and then she had to get riled up and go off with Roy. I am really hoping that next week, they come back and we find out that Pam called it off with Roy and didn't go home with him after all....but in reality, they're probably going to get back together and torture us more. Oh well, I can't stop watching. By the way, can you believe that Phyllis stole all of Pam's wedding ideas? I guess that means that the Pam/Roy wedding can really NEVER happen now?



Here's whats up for next week:

BUSINESS SCHOOL8:30/7:30c TV14 02.15.2007
MICHAEL GOES TO BUSINESS SCHOOL WITH RYAN - Ryan (B.J. Novak) invites Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) to be a guest speaker at his business school. Meanwhile, Dwight battles a bat that gets loose in the office while Pam (Jenna Fischer) invites co-workers to her first art show. Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Melora Hardin, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, Oscar Nunez, Phyllis Smith, Paul Lieberstein, and Mindy Kaling also star.


And finally...

Roxaaannnneee

Thats all that really has to be said right? Kevin's band was awesome!

And lastly as a little treat to get you through until next "The Office" Friday, here is a link to some Office desktops that are pretty amusing.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Late Pass Wednesday: D Edition

So Heather is on another road trip this week so I'm posting this weeks Late Pass. I told her I would make an epic post and I think I did a pretty good job. I felt this way about Steve Sax when I was a kid.

Monday, February 05, 2007

We Know You're Out There Monday: First Edition

Ooookay. So I have a brand new segment starting today on the blog, it is called "We Know You're Out There Monday." This post is directed at Zeb, and the fact that we know that he is out there somewhere, reading this blog, just waiting for the perfect opportunity to join in the commenting.

Basically the premise of "We Know You're Out There Monday" is that we all take a shot a brining up a topic so intriguing and stimulating to Zeb that he can not contain himself anymore, and he is forced to post up in response. The person who finally gets Zeb to respond is the winner for the week.

So I will start us off this week by using the most obvious of tactics, Baseball. Feel free to post comments covering any topic you think might draw Zeb in though! Here goes...

Spring Training is quickly approaching & MLB.com picked the Yankees to finish first in the AL East yet again. Go figure! The BoSox don't even have a closer to speak of at this point, so I've got to say that I agree! What do you think?

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Our Super Bowl Spread & Misc. News

Well it's been a while since I posted, I guess it was the disappointment of losing the petition for Zeb's blogging, and then a long road this last week really slowed me down. You know, we gave it a really good effort to get Zeb on this blog, but we just couldn't pull through. Damon decided to go with the "bros before hos" philosophy and was suspiciously absent from the petition. Even Dwight Schrute & Best Buy Trev showed support...but noooo, it wasn't good enough for Zeb.

By the way, could whoever posted up as Dwight and Trev please identify themselves. I personally thought it was hilarious, but Zeb thinks that it was me who did it just to amuse myself. Lies! So, will the real poster please step forward. It was hilarious!

Pictured above is our super bowl spread for the modest get-together we hosted, which was really just a ploy by Zeb to hear how great everyone thought his big TV was. We got a chance to use our fruity chips and dip set, which i love, and also our extremely fruity avocado & chili dip set. The food was more interesting than the actual game!

My regrets for again missing out on Late Pass Wednesday & Office Thursday. I'm going to watch the office tonight, so hopefully an office post is on the way, also, look forward to a new weekly segment that I am hoping to start tomorrow. Lastly, I'm on the road again this Wednesday, so there potentially may be a guest post by Damon, who has pleanty of material for Late Pass Wednesday to share I am told.