White Elephant

The Breslaw's White Elephant party is a tradition that we all look forward to each year. Invitee's typically include a reunion of the '05 Tahoe Crew and other miscellaneous VIP's. It is a time to catch up, share news, give updates and generally give each other a hard time. This is no ordinary White Elephant party. Some in attendance spent the entire year preparing their present. Breslaw White Elephant Hall of Fame Gifts Include: poop from the coop, the okie outhouse, the infamous "it hit hard tire", and the napoleon dynamite talking dolls - among many others.
Gifts Given This Year:

• Talking Darth Vader Mask
• Okie Live Well
• Portable Light Switch
  
• Sandlot 2 Movie Pack (including baseball and cracker jacks)
• Autographed Elvie Gaskey photo
• Brunette Wig
• Year's Worth of Scratched Off Non-winner lottery tickets
• Meditating Water Fountain
• Chicken Alarm Clock
• Dinosaur Chia Pet
• Kenny Rodgers CD/T-Shirt Set

I'm a little too juiced in my wig. Pretty sure I never figured out how to put it on correctly.


What is your all time favorite white elephant party gift???

Bam

Seriously people, I'm looking for better than a .500 average on this next poll. Are there any fonts or colors that are hard to read though? At this point I've spent far too many man-hours on this for there to be little complaints.

Thank you!

Background

Okay, second try at a new background. This one took a LOT MORE effort. So what do we think? Am I there yet?

What colors are hard to read...all that kind of stuff? Help a girl out.

Vote to the right.

New Background?

Saw a link to thecutestblogontheblock.com and I couldn't resist playing around with it. It was an ambush of various fruity blog layouts; I think I almost had a seizure while looking at them all. This was the one I came up with, but I'm still not sure if I like it. So I'm going to leave it up to the readership. What do we think?! Poll to the right.