He is show'ter than AG

The following is an actual conversation that took place last night during the MSU/EWU volleyball game:

Zeb: Who is that? (young man of a shorter stature passes in front of the bleachers where we are sitting)
Me: Athlete. (continues watching VB match)
Zeb: Basketball?
Me: Football.
Zeb: (astounded look on his face)
Me: Cornerback.
Zeb: (continues astounded look on his face) He is SO small. He is really short, I thought he could be a point guard maybe.....
Me: Yes, I know. And I thought the corners at Oregon were undersized.
Zeb: (completely serious look on his face) He's show'ter than AG!